10. I think of you as
a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance.)
我當你是兄弟.(你使我想到"驅魔"裡彈五弦琴的那個因亂倫而生的丑角)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
我們的年齡有點差距說.... (你是一個來自侏儸紀的老頭子..)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever
laid eyes upon.)
在某方面, 你並不是那麼地吸引我..(你是我看過最醜的老土(?)..)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole
night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
我的生活已經夠煩了說.... (我不要你煩我整個晚上啦, 否則你可以聽聽那些我正在考慮的人所打來的電話看看)
6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and
Jerry's).
我已經有男朋友了說 (他才是我的................)
5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you
were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
我不跟男同事約會哦 (嘿! 小子, 只要你跟我處在同一個太陽系, 我就不想跟你約會, 更何況是同一棟大樓? )
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
這不是你的問題, 這是我的問題...(這才不是我的問題說, 是你的問題說)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as
my job is better than dating you.)
我要專心工作..(即使是像我的工作那樣無聊和缺乏成就感,都比和你約會好..)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
我是單身主義者. (我就是發誓絕對不碰像你這樣的人就是了..)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
而女人最常提出的拒絕理由(及其真正含意事實上是)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that
male perspective thing)
讓我們做朋友吧..(我只要你乖乖地站旁邊,這樣我才能詳盡地告訴你我遇過其他那些男人, 及要好過, 這也就是我認清男人的方式....)
10. I think of you as
a sister. (You're ugly.)
我當妳是自己的姊妹. (妳真醜...)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
我們的年齡有點差距說.. (妳真醜..)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
在某方面, 妳並不是那麼地吸引我.. (妳真醜..)
7. My life is too
complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
我的生活已經夠煩了說.... (妳真醜..)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
我已經有女朋友了說.. (妳真醜..)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
我不跟女同事約會哦 (妳真醜..)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
這不是你的問題, 這是我的問題... (妳真醜..)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
我要專心工作.. (妳真醜..)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
我是單身主義者. (你真醜..)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
而男人最常提出的拒絕理由 (及其真正含意是)
1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)
讓我們做朋友吧.. (你還真是醜得有點抱歉....)