（三八是没有国界之分的 …… ）

在美国男人是怎么被扣分的[译] 
不要对号入座啊。如有雷同，纯属巧合。


Make women happy - Demerit Point System explained
如何使女人高兴 – 扣分制解析[译]


In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
在罗曼世界里，只有一条规则适用：使那女人高兴
Do something she likes, and you get points.
做她喜欢的事，你就得分。
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
做她不喜欢的事，你就丢分。
You dont get any points for doing something she expects.
你做她意料之中的事，不得分。
Sorry, thats the way the game is played.
没法子，游戏规则就是这样定的。
Here is a guide to the points system:
积分制指南：
SIMPLE DUTIES
简单事务
* You make the bed ....................+1
你把床整理好 +1
* You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0
你把床整理好但忘了加上绣花枕头 0
* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
你把床单铺在皱巴巴的床垫上面 -1
* You leave the toilet seat up.............-5
你没把马桶盖好 -5
* You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
你在手纸用完了才换新的 0
* When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
在手纸用光以后，你用面纸 -1
* When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
在面纸用光以后，你去用另外一个厕所 -2
* You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
你出门去给她买超薄衬裤（带wing 的那种，那位高手愿赐教？不胜感激！）+5
* in the snow...............+8
在下雪天 +8
* but return with beer..........-5
但带着啤酒回来 -5
* and no liners....................-25
而且没带衬裤回来 -25
* You check out a suspicious noise at night....... 0
你夜里起来看看奇怪的响声是怎么回事 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
什么也没发现 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
发现了原因 +5
* You pummel it with a six iron...........+10
你拿六号高尔夫球杆把它痛打一顿 +10
* Its her cat.........................-40
结果是她的猫 -40

AT A PARTY
在派对上

* You stay by her side the entire party...... 0
你一直都在陪她 0
* You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy...-2
你陪了她一会儿，然后离开去和大学的酒肉朋友聊天 -2
* Named Tiffany.............-4
朋友的名字叫Tiffany -4
* Tiffany is a dancer...........-6
Tiffany 是一个舞女 -6
* With br**st implants..............-18
华而不实 -18

HER BIRTHDAY
他的生日

* You take her out to dinner................ 0
你请她出去吃饭 0
* You take her out to dinner and its not a sports bar....+1
你请她出去在一个不是看球赛的酒馆里吃饭 +1
* Okay, it is a sports bar..........-2
那是一个看球赛的酒馆 -2
* And its all-you-can-eat night....-3
而且是任你吃个够的那种 -3
* Its a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team......-10
是看球赛的酒馆，而且是任你吃个够的那种，你的脸上涂的是你心爱的球队的颜色 -10

YOUR PHYSIQUE
你的体格

* You develop a noticeable pot belly.............-15
你长了一个将军肚 -15
* You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...............................+10
你长了一个将军肚而且锻炼来消除它 +10
* You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.......-30
你长了一个将军肚而且穿宽松的牛仔裤和口袋式的夏威夷衬衫来遮盖它 -30
* You say, It doesnt matter, you have one too.......-800
你说，“这没什么了不起，你也有一个。” -800

THE BIG QUESTION (a no win question)
大问题 （你输定了）

* She asks, Do I look fat?
她问，“我看上去胖么？”
* You hesitate in responding.....-10
你回答的时候犹豫了 -10
* You reply, Where?............-35
你问，“在哪里？” -35
* Any other response.............-20
任何其它回答 -20

COMMUNICATION
沟通

When she wants to talk about a problem:
当她想要谈论一个难题时：
* You listen, displaying a concerned expression...... 0
你听着，显示出关切的表情 0
* You listen, for over 30 minutes....................+5
你听了30分钟 +5
* You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..................................+100
你听了30分钟，而且连看也没看电视一眼 +100
* She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep....-200
她发现你睡着了 -200